To increase our chances?  What is this, a lottery where the more entries, the larger the prize?  Can't you simply find pics of men in tights on the web somewhere?  Probably there's a newsgroup that's loaded with them.

Oh, "Let the Forcing Begin"????  I don't know, but perhaps the emphasis with capital letters on the words 'Forcing' and 'Begin', has something to do with your real intentions?  Or 'other' intentions?

Look, I do have to agree with Ballet Master that you may be on the level.  However, since I've been around the block a couple of times (figure of speech), it is doubtful that a "junior" as you put it, would write something like that.