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[i]> then it looks like i have this freakishly huge bulge....<p>Son, you just have to go out there with that freakishly huge bulge<br>& not worry about it. It's just one of the many funny weirdnesses<br>about ballet.<p>When I saw my first ballet as a teenager, I was horrified at the<br>way those parts that I thought should be discreetly tucked away<br>were allowed to protrude in such an embarrassing manner. But I was<br>young, prudish, & homophobic in those days. I got over it; you'll<br>get over it, too, in time. (And I should mention that some dancers<br>have not been above padding their dance belts in order to make it<br>look as if they had, well, more than they had.)<p>There was a riotously funny thread titled "Bulge" on the alt.arts.<br>ballet newsgroup a few years ago. The opening post read, <br><br> : How come all the male ballet dancers seem to have huge bulges <br><br> : in their crotches? I mean, do they stuff socks down there or <br><br> : what? I've always wondered. <br><br>...& the merriment went on for about 66k of posts. If you can<br>retrieve it via Deja, you'll get a few laughs.<p>Tom Parsons<br><ul><li><a href="http://www.panix.com/~twp" target="_top">Tom's Page</a></ul><br>[/i]
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