 the male dancer
written by CP at on 13.09. at 13:28:18 - as answer to: Tights and physique by My first suggestion is to actually measure your 'schlong' with a real ruler, not the one that you probably bought from the "Everything's 'A Dollar" store. However, if we are to believe that you are being truthful, then dealing with your (ahem) bulge because you're black (your words here, pal), well, why would you feel ashamed? After all, hasn't such has been the 'claim to fame' of most black males for the last 300 years? Isn't this why most white males tend to be enormously jealous of black males? Isn't this why the majority of pretty white women constantly 'come out of the closet about why they prefer black males on the Jerry Springer show?'. In fact, from what I have heard, many white males have such an ego problem about their insecurity regarding their little weiners, that they have even gone to such extremes as beginning, and even continuing, a diet of fried chicken, watermellon, collard greens, black eyed peas and, if you can believe it, a constant flow of Colt 45 malt liquor morning, noon, and night. So, you should be proud of your bulging manhood and not even think about trying to hide your overly large proportions. Don't worry, you shall overcum. But, if all else fails and you simply can not deal with your over sized shaft of manhood, then you can always try modern dance, where tights are not necessary. I hope that you find a way to rid (or at least hide) your problem. CP Answers to this message:
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