 the male dancer
written by tom               on 05.01. at 17:48:55 - as answer to: Dancing Naked by James atI have a similar problem. I play violin in a modern chamber orchestra. Well one piece requires us to play in the nude (John Cage naturally!). I have fears and concerns about this as you all can understand. The triangle player is a well-stacked woman and she jiggles when she ding-dongs the triangle. Well you can imagine the effect on staight guys like me. The bassoonist is an extraodinarily well hung stud; this has an erotic effect on the second violinist (who is "light-in-the-loafers" if you know what I mean). Then there is a piccolo player who -- well, let's not even go there! Anyway there have been several instances of nude violinists dropping their bows and severing the tips of their enormous erections. So not only is this an embarressment issue but a safety concern as well. I'm so happy to have found this forum where others deal with diffucult issues like this. Please, please - someone help me! Answers to this message:
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