 the male dancer
written by           on 08.01. at 15:52:52 - as answer to: Fiddling Naked by tom>I have a similar problem. I play violin in a modern chamber orchestra. Well one piece requires us to play in the nude (John Cage naturally!). I have fears and concerns about this as you all can understand.>The triangle player is a well-stacked woman and she jiggles when she ding-dongs the triangle. Well you can imagine the effect on staight guys like me. The bassoonist is an extraodinarily well hung stud; this has an erotic effect on the second violinist (who is "light-in-the-loafers" if you know what I mean). Then there is a piccolo player who -- well, let's not even go there!>Anyway there have been several instances of nude violinists dropping their bows and severing the tips of their enormous erections. >So not only is this an embarressment issue but a safety concern as well.>I'm so happy to have found this forum where others deal with diffucult issues like this. >Please, please - someone help me! Answers to this message: 
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